We have a bad reputation of getting ice cream, salad or raita during in Potluck's so friend of mine sent us an invite like this ...
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Dear Warriors,
'The Horn of C-914 Shall Sound in the Deep One Last Time', to call one and all for the last POTLUCK of our batch.Let this be the Hour when we draw the Forks and Knives Together, Now for the Run, For Ruin and the Great Brains.
Ohh my fellow warriors, the lord summons you for the last great dinner hosted at our fortress on the top of the Mount Consul.The dinner that shall be remembered for the generation to come when the greatest cook's shall take birth to prepare the most delicious dishes ever tasted by men.
The World is changed, we feel in the Water, we feel it in the Earth,we can smell it in the Air, much that once was, is lost, for few that live here who remember it... So we the guardians of Mount Consul call upon all living supporters to cook great dishes, to bring back the grand memories, to bring back those great times.
So look for us on the 10th of May at DUSK, look towards the West.
Cook with us for Pride & Glory, 2 Good Dishes per Apartment. We look for great dishes, from our friends. Pls declare the dishes that you shall bring with you so as to avoid any duplicate dishes.
The infidels who shall come with 'RAITA' or 'Salad' or just 'Ice-Cream' shall be thrown off the Cliff of Mount Consul.
See you on 10th of May with 2 grand dishes,sharp at 8:30pm.
In the name of the Great Lord and his 2 Knights we the residents of C-914 look forward to see you.
Your Faithful
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pretty neat .... right? we did accept the humble invitation but ended up sending the following reply :-),
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Me Lord,
For your honor .... THIS IS SPARTA! and we"A-614" spartans, will bring things you probably have guessed already!
There will be floods of 'RAITA' on your Mount Counsul, The world is changed .... but the enthusiasm and spirits of spartans shall never decreased, you shall smell the fresh salads during the auspicious day!
You are generous as you are divine, Oh "Lord of the Rings". Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the idea of kneeling, it's... uh... you see, slaughtering all those vegetables of yours has left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me.
No retreat, no surrender. That is Spartan law. And by Spartan law, we will stand and eat... A new age has begun: an age of freedom ..an age of ice-cream! And all will know that 3 Spartans gave their last breath to defend the right to bring 'RAITA', 'SALAD' and 'ICE-CREAM'!
Spartans! Ready your dinner and eat hearty, FOR May 10, WE DINE IN HELL!!!
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We're in for one wild night.
-Spartans!!
